Mark Thomas: method and madness of a TV comic

Interview by Amy Otchet

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Mark Thomas












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The owners of Bradley House were exempted from paying capital tax because their estate was supposed to be open to the public. Mark Thomas led a campaign to make sure that it was.












High jinx

“It’s like brain surgery with a hammer,” a producer once said when describing Mark Thomas’ television show, a mix of filmed stunts and improvisation before a studio audience. Recent highlights include:

Menwith Hill Military Base
This sprawling complex of what looks like giant golf-balls has been reported by British broadsheet newspapers as the world’s largest electronic monitoring station. It is owned by the British defence ministry but reportedly operated by the U.S. National Security Agency. Since 1996, members of parliament and concerned citizens have raised questions about activities at the base. Officials, citing security reasons, have been tight-lipped. Access to the base is limited to officials with the highest security clearance. But Thomas discovers that the air over the base is not restricted. So he takes a tour in a hot-air balloon and later invites 500 or so fans for guided visits scheduled to lift off this July 4th.

British Nuclear Fuels Limited (BNFL)
Local residents call Thomas when they find trains used to transport radioactive waste from the nearby Sellafield nuclear processing plant (owned by BNFL) parked too close to home for comfort. Thomas decides to investigate.
As a conductor leaves the train to open a gate at a level crossing, Thomas and 40 camouflaged friends pull up in armoured cars and a helicopter as “the People’s Nuclear Train Militia” pledging to protect the train from terrorist attack.
Next, the team don white suites to collect samples of earth along the tracks surrounding Sellafield which are analysed by a scientist at the University of Manchester who finds traces of radioactive materials. BNFL officials refuse to meet with Thomas, who they maintain has “trivialized” a serious subject. Thomas launches a “telephonathon”, with journalists and members of parliament barraging BNFL with questions, essentially asking if the alleged contamination is due to leaky containers in the trains or wider problems with the nuclear plant. In a letter, BNFL maintains that all operations are carried out in strict accordance with UK and international standards.

Defendory International
Thomas and team set up a stand at this major arms fair held in Greece under the guise of a public relations firm with the theme: “Are you ready when Amnesty International comes knocking on your door?” As various high-ranking officials visit the stand, Thomas videotapes their discussions to offer an unusual look at the men behind the arms trade. A man who identifies himself on tape as Zimbabwe’s Minister of Information, for example, is recorded saying he gets “better at lying every year” while another man who identifies himself as the Deputy Commander of the Kenyan Army says that “wife-beating is a way of expressing love.”
In a mock workshop on “winning the war of words” (dealing with the media), Thomas videotapes a man who identifies himself as an Indonesian general who admits to the use of torture. The general was apparently so impressed by the workshop that he later sent a colonel from Jakarta to London to meet with Thomas (incognito) and discuss the possibility of offering a six-week media training course in Indonesia. Both officials later deny statements concerning torture and the use of UK military equipment to violently quash civilian protests.

Lie of the land
Under the UK’s Conditionally Exempt Land and Building Scheme, owners of historic homes are exempted from paying capital taxes if they offer public access to their estates. But as Thomas points out, it’s impossible to find out where these homes are because all information concerning an individual’s tax affairs is confidential. So he launches an investigation in Oxfordshire to uncover “public” estates, and then traipses through with a bus full of visitors. On March 3, 1999, the National Audit Office recommended a review of the monitoring arrangements for exempt estates.

Do-it-yourself referendum
In the battle to save local hospitals from closure under a government privatization scheme, Thomas unearths an obscure parish council law which obligates local authorities to pay for and run a referendum on any issue. The referendum is not binding but, says Thomas, represents a powerful tool for local communities to make their voices heard. After explaining the details of this law on his TV show, Thomas reports receiving 5,000 calls within five days from people interested in organizing their own referenda. The first has taken place in Wakefield, a town in northern England where local hospitals face the threat of privatization. Over 80 per cent of those people voting flatly rejected all privatization schemes. The local organizers are now launching plans for a national movement.












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Mark Thomas and camouflaged friends hold up a train transporting radioactive waste.










‘Democracy is not this rigmarole in which a politician puts on a public relations vision on how much you need this person to be elected. It is not about giving someone that you don’t know a mandate to do what they want. Democracy is about being involved in your community and having the information to decide “this is what we want and this is how we want to get it” .’

British TV comedian Mark Thomas uses pranks and stunts to expose questionable government and business practices. Thomas says this is democracy in action, but his victims don’t always agree

Like many or your generation, you trace your political awakening
back to the UK miners’ strike of 1984-85. But surely it stems back to your childhood, growing up in a working class family but attending an elite school on a scholarship. You were part of the “deserving poor”, deemed worthy of a first-class education.
This kind of experience gives you a very rapid education about class… All your mates at home think you’re posh and all the people at school think you’re common. So you find yourself caught in the middle. I think you’ll find that many comedians, in particular, have this sense of being an outsider.
Two heroes of mine were both outsiders: Oscar Wilde, an Irishman who lived in the cream of English high society, and Dave Allen, a brilliant comedian in a similar position. Allen did this wonderful routine which I think sums it up.
He’s on stage in London and says, “Well, I tell Irish jokes. And I get in trouble for telling ’em. But I think ‘sod it! If you cannot laugh at yourself, what’s the point?’ A round of applause from the studio audience.
So he starts telling Irish jokes. “Two paddies leave Dublin to go to work in London. The collective IQ of Dublin halves overnight.” A big round of applause. “You’ve got to be able to laugh at yourself, haven’t you?” he says. Another big round of applause.
Allen goes on. “When the two get to London, the IQ there doubles overnight.” Smaller round of applause. “I thought we agreed that you’re supposed to be able to laugh at yourself.”
This catches the audience completely unaware of their own bigotry. That’s the eye of the outsider.

Your brand of stand-up comedy seems to mean getting up on a soap box to denounce wrong-doing. Why?
My tour manager always used to say, “It’s in the genes, mate.” You see my dad was a lay preacher and my great grandfather was a Baptist preacher which I think is funny. I’ll start to worry about it if my son decides to be a stand-up.

Seriously, do you have to focus on political issues in your work?
Every single thing that anyone says on stage belies their world view. It’s a political decision to believe that people just want a good night out without having to think. The person on stage who tells jokes portraying women in a certain way has made a political decision to reinforce stereotypes instead of challenging people to think otherwise. That performer is saying, “I want the easiest ride possible. I want mass adulation on the back of you (the audience) not having to think.” The difference is that I want mass adulation on the back of people having to think.

How do you design a TV comedy show to make people think?
We look at the series as our own “state of the nation” broadcast. It’s our interpretation of where Britain is and where we are in relationship to the world.
We try to get in a position where we can ask questions that will illuminate the nature of power in that situation. With Sellafield nuclear processing plant, the first thing we did was to prove contamination (see
High jinx) by having samples of earth from around the site analysed. We could then ask, “Is there a problem with the trains running through that area to transport the plant’s nuclear waste? Or is there a wider problem? Is the site irradiated?” The authorities won’t answer. This is a brilliant situation in which we really get underneath the mask of public relations. The officials’ silence actually says that they’re frightened of the answer.

In the last three years, you’ve evolved from merry prankster to political satirist and now you’re an information junky. What happened?
In the beginning, the show was about us taking risks—turning up at a cabinet minister’s home at a quarter to seven in the morning in a tank asking if he could help us export it to Iraq. Or turning up in Yorkshire during a drought with a tanker filled with water as a “gift from the people of Ethiopia” after Britain privatized the water works. We were drawing out the stupidity of the situation.
But the next year, we wanted to refine the show. There were bits which I was very proud of but it wasn’t mature or rigorous enough. There wasn’t enough information. So in the second year, we really wanted to be factually accurate. Now in this last year, we wanted to go a step further and do stories that people haven’t heard about elsewhere. So we’ve ended up being accidental journalists. We didn’t intend for this to happen. But now that it has, we quite like it. Do bad for good—that’s basically the ethos of the show.
Nine times out of ten, I think the most important thing is to actually ask the question and get it into the public domain. Noam Chomsky, American linguist and activist, described it very succinctly when he said that the media reflect the dominant interests in the political climate. . . . Who owns the media? What are their interests? What are the interests of the ruling elite that they’re working with? How are they setting the political agenda? Look at any television programme that deals with supposedly serious political news and you’ll find interviews with government spokesmen or women on an initiative or piece of legislation that they’ve created. Maybe they’ll address an issue the government is being attacked about. But nearly all the interviews will be done with politicians, in studios with reporters who have to come back to those same officials the next week for more news.
If they decide to actually question the relationships of power instead of focusing just on the intricacies of elite policy, then they’re quite often going to run into trouble.

But in staging the event, aren’t you sacrificing objective and balanced reporting?
If you take the ideas of objectivity, balance and impartiality to their logical conclusion, then I believe you should have the right to reply to every single advertisement. Every time an advert by petroleum companies like Shell or Esso comes on television, then one and a half minutes should be reserved for someone from the public to say what they think about those companies and their environmental records.
The idea of objectivity doesn’t exist in media—just the veneer of it. One of the greatest quotes came from the British film-maker Ken Loach over a film he did about union bosses and how often they betray the workers. There was a big row about this film, with critics saying “You’ve got to be impartial” and the union bosses saying, “We demand the right to reply.” Ken Loach turned and said, “I am the right to reply.”
In most of the media, impartiality just means not being too critical of the prevalent ruling class perspective.

So your priority lies in being factually correct. Impartiality is not a concern?
We are the balance. I don’t know many people who have done television programmes about the privatization of the national healthcare system aside from isolated reports. On the case of the American spy base at Menwith Hill (
see box), there was absolutely no public accountability—hardly anyone knows that it’s there. We want the authorities to reply. It’s not a question of the programme having balance but the programme having balance in relation to all the other stuff going around—the PR campaigns, advertising, government links to business, media collusion and so on. Besides, when you’re doing a show on human rights abuse, for example, I really don’t see how you can give a torturer the right to reply.

But maybe the lack of information isn’t so much linked to a conspiracy but simply a consequence of commercializing news and treating information like a commodity?
News, especially on television, is a commodity packaged into the agenda of those people (business and political elites) and their interests. But it shouldn’t be. Information or “news” is really about things that touch your life, that shape what you do and have in the world. You have the right to improve yourself through access to information—this isn’t an affordable right available to some people but not others. This is about people’s natural yearning to aspire to a better life and to educate themselves. Ask kids what they want to do when they grow up and they say “Astronaut!” No one says, “I want to work in a toilet.”
To treat this information as a commodity is to turn democracy into a joke. If democracy is only about putting a cross on a ballot paper once every five years, then it’s a joke. Democracy is not this rigmarole in which a politician puts on a public relations vision on how much you need this person to be elected. It is not about giving someone that you don’t know a mandate to do what they want. Democracy is about being involved in your community and having the information to decide “this is what we want and this is how we want to get it.”
Some people criticize this view and say that if you take it to the final degree, you’ll have committees on how to run your street. I do not have a problem with that.

In your shows, there is always a very clearly defined “bad guy” or “evil empire.” When will you turn the spotlight on the audiences’ own contradictions? The British government is now recognizing that there is institutionalized racism in the police force, for example. Yet people continue to insist, “We’re not racist. This isn’t our problem.”
You’re very right to say that. It is without a doubt that a majority of people in Britain, at some level, are racist. But as a white man, do I then say, “Right, I’m going to challenge my own preconceptions on stage.”
I don’t see it as my role as a comedian to dredge my psyche to bring these things to the fore. Also if you have a culture of racism, the lead has to be taken primarily from the top to stop it. The relationship between racism and power is immensely important. So instead of doing a show asking, “is my next door neighbour racist?”, it would be more important to focus on those people who pretend to be accountable, but aren’t fully accountable.

What do you think of the criticism that the show attacks the status quo but fails to offer an alternative?
At the end of about half the shows, we offer a way of joining in the protest. When we did the show on the referendum to save two hospitals from privatization (see
High jinx), we ended with an offer to help people in other communities by giving them the information to organize their own referenda. Five days later, we received 5,000 calls. This isn’t just about challenging authority because we have the budget to do so—which, by the way, is very small in terms of television. It’s about giving people information. That’s the starting point for change. As far as I’m concerned, it’s a major achievement to get people to understand something like the export credit guarantee scheme* in which the government writes off the debt of various regimes to keep the profitability up of British companies dealing in arms. People care about issues like arms deals, nuclear pollution or American listening bases. They want change.
We’re also saying, never get nicked, never get arrested. So when we produce a show, everything is done legally. If I get arrested, I’m a TV martyr. I’ve got Channel 4 (see
a TV trouble-maker) lawyers backing me up to the hilt. But if someone is arrested, they’re in trouble. That’s not what this show is about. We are not saying that to get involved you have to be “special”. For example, we’re going to have between 500 and 1,000 people coming on July 4th for a balloon tour of the Menwith Hill base. And it’s all legal. The idea is to get people to join in and take this protest as far as we can.

Doesn’t this work bring a new set of responsibilities?
Aaahah! Maybe. A lot of people write in asking, “can you help?” You think, “Hell! My heart bleeds but there’s nothing I can do.” Someone wrote in asking for help to get traffic lights installed in the neighbourhood. It’s an absurd world when people have to write to a comic for help. But I think the responsibilities are to the team and to myself to keep our integrity.

Do you find yourself becoming self-righteous?
I’m very aware that I now get paid really well. I’m a performer, so I’ve got an ego the size of London. But the programme is not just about my gratification. It’s about doing something of worth. To avoid getting too self-righteous, we kind of undermine the programme’s worth by laughing. We’re not hard-nosed journalists. But somewhere in our work, there is truth or part of the truth or a truth. And that’s important to us. But at the end of the day, we’re TV monkeys getting paid.
I don’t think we take ourselves too seriously but we do get obsessed by the work. When we did the show about Colonel Halim Nawi [an Indonesian military attaché who came to London to consult Thomas who was posing as a PR specialist,
see box], I was absolutely obsessed with all the details in the sting. After the interview, my wife asked “What did he admit to?” It was incredible, I said—he admitted to using UK military equipment, to torture, to the death of ten students and so on. My wife just sat there and said, “Those poor families.” At that moment, I realized that in all the details I’d lost sight of what was really at stake.

How do you get people to care about issues that may not touch them directly? Human rights groups invest in major campaigns with giant posters of maimed and starving children. But rather than engage people, this often makes them turn away.
It has to relate to people’s lives. For example, we went to the arms fair in Greece disguised as a public relations firm (see
High jinx) not to just bring back general facts about the numbers of weapons sold. We went to bring home information saying, “these guys are torturers and they’re using UK equipment.” We are licensing arms abroad which are used for murder, rape, genocide and torture and you, the tax-payer, have paid for it.You have a choice here.
A lot of the human rights groups don’t take this approach of making people responsible. Unless you engage people at their level without being patronizing, you’ll never be very effective. Instead you’ll have a lot of hand-wringing. And there’s enough of that already.

You’re like a plague politicians try to avoid. But if the show’s success continues, a politician with a bit of public relations savvy could start to ask: “why hasn’t Mark Thomas come and interviewed me yet?”
When that time comes, my wife has firm instructions on how to use the handgun. Phooom!


* The Export Credit Guarantee Department is a British government department which facilitates UK exports by making available export credit insurance to British firms engaged in selling overseas.

The UNESCO Courier

The making of a TV trouble-maker

Even the briefest sketch of Mark Thomas would not be complete without a parenthetical guide for those readers unfamiliar with the linguistic subtleties of south London.
In short, Thomas discovers his first love—stand-up comedy—at the age of 12 and begins to produce and star in his own school productions. But joke-telling veers towards trouble-making as Thomas assumes the role of the herbert (slang for a rebel without a cause, prone to drinking) when he wins a scholarship as part of the “deserving poor” to study at an elite school in Sussex. The snub of upper class students is partially offset by the wisdom of a drama teacher who helps to transform the herbert into half arty-boy (drama student convinced of his god-given talent) by exposing him to the works of Bertolt Brecht.
At Bretton Hall drama college, Thomas takes an extracurricular course in political realism with the miners’ strike of 1984-85. Like many of his generation, he is shocked into activism by the violence and emotion of the strike, dividing his time between picket lines and benefit shows for the Labour movement.
After completing his studies, he works with his father as a painter in London while building a reputation as a stand-up comedian in clubs before breaking into radio and television. Three years ago, he launches his own programme, “The Mark Thomas Comedy Product”, on Britain’s Channel 4, a public TV station whose remit requires it to cater for minority interests underepresented by other TV companies. He claims the title of meeja hor (media whore) meaning “someone who will do anything to be on the telly”. The title is like an ironic wink to the audience, alluding to the comic’s unease with his role as “Channel Four’s pet rebel”. The station has won a slew of awards for innovative programming, but, says Thomas, the chase for ratings has also brought a steady flow of imported sitcoms. So when the critics howl, executives point to Thomas.
With rising fame and salary, Thomas has moved back to his old south London neighbourhood of Clapham with his wife and young son. At the age of 35, the herbert has found a mission: “do bad for good”.