
Mark Thomas

The owners of Bradley House were exempted from paying capital tax
because their estate was supposed to be open to the public. Mark Thomas led a campaign
to make sure that it was.
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High jinx
“It’s like brain surgery with a hammer,” a producer once
said when describing Mark Thomas’ television show, a mix of filmed stunts and improvisation
before a studio audience. Recent highlights include:
• Menwith Hill Military Base
This sprawling complex of what looks like giant golf-balls has been reported by British
broadsheet newspapers as the world’s largest electronic monitoring station. It is
owned by the British defence ministry but reportedly operated by the U.S. National
Security Agency. Since 1996, members of parliament and concerned citizens have raised
questions about activities at the base. Officials, citing security reasons, have
been tight-lipped. Access to the base is limited to officials with the highest security
clearance. But Thomas discovers that the air over the base is not restricted. So
he takes a tour in a hot-air balloon and later invites 500 or so fans for guided
visits scheduled to lift off this July 4th.
• British Nuclear Fuels Limited (BNFL)
Local residents call Thomas when they find trains used to transport radioactive waste
from the nearby Sellafield nuclear processing plant (owned by BNFL) parked too close
to home for comfort. Thomas decides to investigate.
As a conductor leaves the train to open a gate at a level crossing, Thomas and 40
camouflaged friends pull up in armoured cars and a helicopter as “the People’s Nuclear
Train Militia” pledging to protect the train from terrorist attack.
Next, the team don white suites to collect samples of earth along the tracks surrounding
Sellafield which are analysed by a scientist at the University of Manchester who
finds traces of radioactive materials. BNFL officials refuse to meet with Thomas,
who they maintain has “trivialized” a serious subject. Thomas launches a “telephonathon”,
with journalists and members of parliament barraging BNFL with questions, essentially
asking if the alleged contamination is due to leaky containers in the trains or wider
problems with the nuclear plant. In a letter, BNFL maintains that all operations
are carried out in strict accordance with UK and international standards.
• Defendory International
Thomas and team set up a stand at this major arms fair held in Greece under the guise
of a public relations firm with the theme: “Are you ready when Amnesty International
comes knocking on your door?” As various high-ranking officials visit the stand,
Thomas videotapes their discussions to offer an unusual look at the men behind the
arms trade. A man who identifies himself on tape as Zimbabwe’s Minister of Information,
for example, is recorded saying he gets “better at lying every year” while another
man who identifies himself as the Deputy Commander of the Kenyan Army says that “wife-beating
is a way of expressing love.”
In a mock workshop on “winning the war of words” (dealing with the media), Thomas
videotapes a man who identifies himself as an Indonesian general who admits to the
use of torture. The general was apparently so impressed by the workshop that he later
sent a colonel from Jakarta to London to meet with Thomas (incognito) and discuss
the possibility of offering a six-week media training course in Indonesia. Both officials
later deny statements concerning torture and the use of UK military equipment to
violently quash civilian protests.
• Lie of the land
Under the UK’s Conditionally Exempt Land and Building Scheme, owners of historic
homes are exempted from paying capital taxes if they offer public access to their
estates. But as Thomas points out, it’s impossible to find out where these homes
are because all information concerning an individual’s tax affairs is confidential.
So he launches an investigation in Oxfordshire to uncover “public” estates, and then
traipses through with a bus full of visitors. On March 3, 1999, the National Audit
Office recommended a review of the monitoring arrangements for exempt estates.
• Do-it-yourself referendum
In the battle to save local hospitals from closure under a government privatization
scheme, Thomas unearths an obscure parish council law which obligates local authorities
to pay for and run a referendum on any issue. The referendum is not binding but,
says Thomas, represents a powerful tool for local communities to make their voices
heard. After explaining the details of this law on his TV show, Thomas reports receiving
5,000 calls within five days from people interested in organizing their own referenda.
The first has taken place in Wakefield, a town in northern England where local hospitals
face the threat of privatization. Over 80 per cent of those people voting flatly
rejected all privatization schemes. The local organizers are now launching plans
for a national movement.
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Mark Thomas and camouflaged friends
hold up a train transporting radioactive waste.
‘Democracy is not this rigmarole in which
a politician puts on a public relations vision on how much you need this person to
be elected. It is not about giving someone that you don’t know a mandate to do what
they want. Democracy is about being involved in your community and having the information
to decide “this is what we want and this is how we want to get it” .’
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British TV comedian
Mark Thomas uses pranks and stunts to expose questionable government and business
practices. Thomas says this is democracy in action, but his victims don’t always
agree
Like many or your generation, you trace
your political awakening
back to the UK miners’ strike of 1984-85. But surely it stems back to your childhood,
growing up in a working class family but attending an elite school on a scholarship.
You were part of the “deserving poor”, deemed worthy of a first-class education.
This kind of experience gives you a very rapid education about class… All your
mates at home think you’re posh and all the people at school think you’re common.
So you find yourself caught in the middle. I think you’ll find that many comedians,
in particular, have this sense of being an outsider.
Two heroes of mine were both outsiders: Oscar Wilde, an Irishman who lived in the
cream of English high society, and Dave Allen, a brilliant comedian in a similar
position. Allen did this wonderful routine which I think sums it up.
He’s on stage in London and says, “Well, I tell Irish jokes. And I get in trouble
for telling ’em. But I think ‘sod it! If you cannot laugh at yourself, what’s the
point?’ A round of applause from the studio audience.
So he starts telling Irish jokes. “Two paddies leave Dublin to go to work in London.
The collective IQ of Dublin halves overnight.” A big round of applause. “You’ve got
to be able to laugh at yourself, haven’t you?” he says. Another big round of applause.
Allen goes on. “When the two get to London, the IQ there doubles overnight.” Smaller
round of applause. “I thought we agreed that you’re supposed to be able to laugh
at yourself.”
This catches the audience completely unaware of their own bigotry. That’s the eye
of the outsider.
Your brand of stand-up comedy seems to mean getting up on a soap box to denounce
wrong-doing. Why?
My tour manager always used to say, “It’s in the genes, mate.” You see my dad
was a lay preacher and my great grandfather was a Baptist preacher which I think
is funny. I’ll start to worry about it if my son decides to be a stand-up.
Seriously, do you have to focus on political issues in your work?
Every single thing that anyone says on stage belies their world view. It’s a
political decision to believe that people just want a good night out without having
to think. The person on stage who tells jokes portraying women in a certain way has
made a political decision to reinforce stereotypes instead of challenging people
to think otherwise. That performer is saying, “I want the easiest ride possible.
I want mass adulation on the back of you (the audience) not having to think.” The
difference is that I want mass adulation on the back of people having to think.
How do you design a TV comedy show to make people think?
We look at the series as our own “state of the nation” broadcast. It’s our interpretation
of where Britain is and where we are in relationship to the world.
We try to get in a position where we can ask questions that will illuminate the nature
of power in that situation. With Sellafield nuclear processing plant, the first thing
we did was to prove contamination (see High
jinx) by having samples of earth
from around the site analysed. We could then ask, “Is there a problem with the trains
running through that area to transport the plant’s nuclear waste? Or is there a wider
problem? Is the site irradiated?” The authorities won’t answer. This is a brilliant
situation in which we really get underneath the mask of public relations. The officials’
silence actually says that they’re frightened of the answer.
In the last three years, you’ve evolved from merry prankster to political satirist
and now you’re an information junky. What happened?
In the beginning, the show was about us taking risks—turning up at a cabinet
minister’s home at a quarter to seven in the morning in a tank asking if he could
help us export it to Iraq. Or turning up in Yorkshire during a drought with a tanker
filled with water as a “gift from the people of Ethiopia” after Britain privatized
the water works. We were drawing out the stupidity of the situation.
But the next year, we wanted to refine the show. There were bits which I was very
proud of but it wasn’t mature or rigorous enough. There wasn’t enough information.
So in the second year, we really wanted to be factually accurate. Now in this last
year, we wanted to go a step further and do stories that people haven’t heard about
elsewhere. So we’ve ended up being accidental journalists. We didn’t intend for this
to happen. But now that it has, we quite like it. Do bad for good—that’s basically
the ethos of the show.
Nine times out of ten, I think the most important thing is to actually ask the question
and get it into the public domain. Noam Chomsky, American linguist and activist,
described it very succinctly when he said that the media reflect the dominant interests
in the political climate. . . . Who owns the media? What are their interests? What
are the interests of the ruling elite that they’re working with? How are they setting
the political agenda? Look at any television programme that deals with supposedly
serious political news and you’ll find interviews with government spokesmen or women
on an initiative or piece of legislation that they’ve created. Maybe they’ll address
an issue the government is being attacked about. But nearly all the interviews will
be done with politicians, in studios with reporters who have to come back to those
same officials the next week for more news.
If they decide to actually question the relationships of power instead of focusing
just on the intricacies of elite policy, then they’re quite often going to run into
trouble.
But in staging the event, aren’t you sacrificing objective and balanced reporting?
If you take the ideas of objectivity, balance and impartiality to their logical
conclusion, then I believe you should have the right to reply to every single advertisement.
Every time an advert by petroleum companies like Shell or Esso comes on television,
then one and a half minutes should be reserved for someone from the public to say
what they think about those companies and their environmental records.
The idea of objectivity doesn’t exist in media—just the veneer of it. One of the
greatest quotes came from the British film-maker Ken Loach over a film he did about
union bosses and how often they betray the workers. There was a big row about this
film, with critics saying “You’ve got to be impartial” and the union bosses saying,
“We demand the right to reply.” Ken Loach turned and said, “I am the right to reply.”
In most of the media, impartiality just means not being too critical of the prevalent
ruling class perspective.
So your priority lies in being factually correct. Impartiality is not a concern?
We are the balance. I don’t know many people who have done television programmes
about the privatization of the national healthcare system aside from isolated reports.
On the case of the American spy base at Menwith Hill (see box),
there was absolutely no public accountability—hardly anyone knows that it’s there.
We want the authorities to reply. It’s not a question of the programme having balance
but the programme having balance in relation to all the other stuff going around—the
PR campaigns, advertising, government links to business, media collusion and so on.
Besides, when you’re doing a show on human rights abuse, for example, I really don’t
see how you can give a torturer the right to reply.
But maybe the lack of information isn’t so much linked to a conspiracy but simply
a consequence of commercializing news and treating information like a commodity?
News, especially on television, is a commodity packaged into the agenda of those
people (business and political elites) and their interests. But it shouldn’t be.
Information or “news” is really about things that touch your life, that shape what
you do and have in the world. You have the right to improve yourself through access
to information—this isn’t an affordable right available to some people but not others.
This is about people’s natural yearning to aspire to a better life and to educate
themselves. Ask kids what they want to do when they grow up and they say “Astronaut!”
No one says, “I want to work in a toilet.”
To treat this information as a commodity is to turn democracy into a joke. If democracy
is only about putting a cross on a ballot paper once every five years, then it’s
a joke. Democracy is not this rigmarole in which a politician puts on a public relations
vision on how much you need this person to be elected. It is not about giving someone
that you don’t know a mandate to do what they want. Democracy is about being involved
in your community and having the information to decide “this is what we want and
this is how we want to get it.”
Some people criticize this view and say that if you take it to the final degree,
you’ll have committees on how to run your street. I do not have a problem with that.
In your shows, there is always a very clearly defined “bad guy” or “evil empire.”
When will you turn the spotlight on the audiences’ own contradictions? The British
government is now recognizing that there is institutionalized racism in the police
force, for example. Yet people continue to insist, “We’re not racist. This isn’t
our problem.”
You’re very right to say that. It is without a doubt that a majority of people
in Britain, at some level, are racist. But as a white man, do I then say, “Right,
I’m going to challenge my own preconceptions on stage.”
I don’t see it as my role as a comedian to dredge my psyche to bring these things
to the fore. Also if you have a culture of racism, the lead has to be taken primarily
from the top to stop it. The relationship between racism and power is immensely important.
So instead of doing a show asking, “is my next door neighbour racist?”, it would
be more important to focus on those people who pretend to be accountable, but aren’t
fully accountable.
What do you think of the criticism that the show attacks the status quo but fails
to offer an alternative?
At the end of about half the shows, we offer a way of joining in the protest.
When we did the show on the referendum to save two hospitals from privatization (see
High jinx), we ended with an offer to help people in other
communities by giving them the information to organize their own referenda. Five
days later, we received 5,000 calls. This isn’t just about challenging authority
because we have the budget to do so—which, by the way, is very small in terms of
television. It’s about giving people information. That’s the starting point for change.
As far as I’m concerned, it’s a major achievement to get people to understand something
like the export credit guarantee scheme* in which the government writes off the debt
of various regimes to keep the profitability up of British companies dealing in arms.
People care about issues like arms deals, nuclear pollution or American listening
bases. They want change.
We’re also saying, never get nicked, never get arrested. So when we produce a show,
everything is done legally. If I get arrested, I’m a TV martyr. I’ve got Channel
4 (see a TV trouble-maker) lawyers backing me up to the hilt. But if someone
is arrested, they’re in trouble. That’s not what this show is about. We are not saying
that to get involved you have to be “special”. For example, we’re going to have between
500 and 1,000 people coming on July 4th for a balloon tour of the Menwith Hill base.
And it’s all legal. The idea is to get people to join in and take this protest as
far as we can.
Doesn’t this work bring a new set of responsibilities?
Aaahah! Maybe. A lot of people write in asking, “can you help?” You think, “Hell!
My heart bleeds but there’s nothing I can do.” Someone wrote in asking for help to
get traffic lights installed in the neighbourhood. It’s an absurd world when people
have to write to a comic for help. But I think the responsibilities are to the team
and to myself to keep our integrity.
Do you find yourself becoming self-righteous?
I’m very aware that I now get paid really well. I’m a performer, so I’ve got
an ego the size of London. But the programme is not just about my gratification.
It’s about doing something of worth. To avoid getting too self-righteous, we kind
of undermine the programme’s worth by laughing. We’re not hard-nosed journalists.
But somewhere in our work, there is truth or part of the truth or a truth. And that’s
important to us. But at the end of the day, we’re TV monkeys getting paid.
I don’t think we take ourselves too seriously but we do get obsessed by the work.
When we did the show about Colonel Halim Nawi [an Indonesian military attaché
who came to London to consult Thomas who was posing as a PR specialist, see box],
I was absolutely obsessed with all the details in the sting. After the interview,
my wife asked “What did he admit to?” It was incredible, I said—he admitted to using
UK military equipment, to torture, to the death of ten students and so on. My wife
just sat there and said, “Those poor families.” At that moment, I realized that in
all the details I’d lost sight of what was really at stake.
How do you get people to care about issues that may not touch them directly? Human
rights groups invest in major campaigns with giant posters of maimed and starving
children. But rather than engage people, this often makes them turn away.
It has to relate to people’s lives. For example, we went to the arms fair in
Greece disguised as a public relations firm (see High
jinx) not to just bring back general
facts about the numbers of weapons sold. We went to bring home information saying,
“these guys are torturers and they’re using UK equipment.” We are licensing arms
abroad which are used for murder, rape, genocide and torture and you, the tax-payer,
have paid for it.You have a choice here.
A lot of the human rights groups don’t take this approach of making people responsible.
Unless you engage people at their level without being patronizing, you’ll never be
very effective. Instead you’ll have a lot of hand-wringing. And there’s enough of
that already.
You’re like a plague politicians try to avoid. But if the show’s success continues,
a politician with a bit of public relations savvy could start to ask: “why hasn’t
Mark Thomas come and interviewed me yet?”
When that time comes, my wife has firm instructions on how to use the handgun.
Phooom!
* The Export Credit Guarantee Department
is a British government department which facilitates UK exports by making available
export credit insurance to British firms engaged in selling overseas.
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